Trump buying Greenland

Top 5 Reasons President Trump should buy (and move to Greenland)

1)Trump needs a place that is at least 2616 miles between Trump and Democratic Congress located in Washington

2)In another 50 years with non-clean coal contributing to Global-Warning Greenland will be warm enough to grow Palm Trees

3)With the exception of Thule and a few coastal towns there is no internet access..so No more Trump Twitter Feed

4)When Mara Lago is inundated by coastal flooding caused by Global-Warming MaraLago can be relocated to Greenland

5)When Trump retires on Jan 20 2021 Trumps Greenland MarALago will be 2500 miles from the US mainland